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North Korea ‘Exposes’ Life in U.S. via Hilarious Propaganda Video

| March 29, 2013 | 0 Comments

While Glittersnipe cannot confirm the legitimacy of the translated voice over in this video, if you’ve read the government-sponsored fables North Korea cooks up, then this shouldn’t surprise you. What we can confirm, however, that while the Korean Central News Agency reported today that the military dictatorship was “trembling with towering anger at the U.S. […]

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Five Things We Can’t Believe Exists – Vol. 17

| November 9, 2012 | 0 Comments

1. Vine Smoothie From the country that gave the world Rembrandt, wooden shoes, fine chocolates, and tulips (no they didn’t ), comes this milky fruity wine beverage inspired by strawberry-flavored Malox and ass. These Dutch imports are now being used in conjunction with the U.S. penal system as an alternative form of execution. _____________________________ 2. […]

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Five Things We Can’t Believe Exist — Vol. 16

| October 19, 2012 | 1 Comment

1. Like-A-Hug Facebook Vest Designed by MIT student Melissa Kit Chow, the Like-A-Hug vest inflates when a friend “likes” a photo or status on the wearer’s Facebook page. To return the hug, simply deflate the garment, by hugging it back, and the “liker” feels the love in return.  Post a photo of kittens eating a […]

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Five Things We Can’t Believe Exist — Vol.15

| September 28, 2012 | 1 Comment

1. Bagel Heads When a fan sent us the Bagel Head press release, we were convinced it was a hoax — then we read the word, “Japan.” Featured this week on the National Geographic program, “Taboo,” the documentary shows people being connected with intravenous drips for several hours while about half-a-cupful of saline solution is […]

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Five Things We Can’t Believe Exist — Vol. 14

| September 10, 2012 | 0 Comments

1.  This ’18 Again’ Commercial Yes, the country where it’s illegal for couples to actually kiss on screen, now brings us this terrific Bollywood-style commercial for a vaginal tightening cream.  Why bother with Kegel exercises when chemicals can do the work for you?  Now slags with wizard-sleeve vaginas can feel like a virgin again. Congratulations! […]

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Five Things We Can’t Believe Exist — Vol. 13

| August 21, 2012 | 0 Comments

1. This Performance on the ‘Are You Ready?’ Indian Talent Show No, you’re not ready. These Sikh Gatka warriors are simply astounding, and are clearly as brave and immune to pain as they are completely insane. Trust us, you have to watch this until at least 2:55 because you’re not going to believe what you’re […]

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Five Things We Can’t Believe Exist — Vol.12

| August 8, 2012 | 0 Comments

1. AYDS It’s been decades and we still can’t believe this existed. In the early ’80s every woman who was five pounds overweight had a box of chocolatey AYDS in her refrigerator. Most ladies were full-blown crazy for AYDS; they were delicious and a very effective appetite suppressant because you couldn’t sit down for more […]

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Five Things We Can’t Believe Exist — Vol. 11

| July 23, 2012 | 0 Comments

  1. Three Graces Building “In terms of architectural excellence, the Middle East and China have been leaving the west, with its design-by-committee mentality, in the dust. This brilliant three-part building, which is connected by footbridges, is designed by NOX | Lars Spuybroek and began construction in 2008…” That’s how the copy for this rendering […]

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Five Things We Can’t Believe Exist – Vol. 10

| July 11, 2012 | 1 Comment

1.This Pyrotechnic Form of Patriotism Nothing says “God bless America!” quite like an image of the forced relocation and subsequent deaths of 4,000 native American Indians. Perhaps next year we can decorate our homes and churches with bunting infused with the smallpox virus, and drape our magnolia trees with streamers to lynch our house pets. […]

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Five Things We Can’t Believe Exist – Vol. 09

| July 2, 2012 | 2 Comments

1. Daisy Balloon These brilliant balloon dresses by artist Rie Hosokai and art director/graphic designer Takashi Kawada (known collectively as Daisy Balloon) are clearly not intended to be worn around a campfire. Instead, the inflatable works of art have been featured in galleries, museums, Japan’s Takashimaya department store, as well as on their mesmerizing online […]

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