Author Archive: Stephanie S. Wilkins

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That Effin’ Elf on the Shelf and His Hilarious High Jinks

| December 24, 2012 | 3 Comments

If you are a parent of a young child, you are likely quite familiar with the Elf on the Shelf. If you are Facebook friends with parents of young children, you’ve no doubt been bludgeoned daily by pictures of said elf and are likely wondering what the hell it is. The Elf on the Shelf  […]

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Welfare Queens, Freeloaders, and the Marxist Muslim

| September 21, 2012 | 5 Comments

Recently, sixteen-year-old Alyssa Douglas of Clarksville, Ohio, tweeted her fervent wish that someone would kill President Barack Obama: “Someone needs to assassinate Obama…like ASAP #DieYouPieceOfShit.” A fatwa in under 140 characters. Of course, people have been wishing death on their leaders for centuries, and even successfully carrying it out. And it should come as no surprise that […]

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2012: The Year the G.O.P. Jumped the Shark: Lady Parts Edition

| August 29, 2012 | 7 Comments

Sunday, Monday, happy days / Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days / Thursday, Friday, happy days / The weekend comes / My cycle hums / Ready to race to you… The theme song from Happy Days has been playing inside my head a lot recently. For anyone born after 1980, Happy Days was a hit sitcom in the 1970s […]

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Don’t Tread on Me. Either.

21st Century Tea Party What could be more American than firing up the grill on Memorial Day, loading up on sparklers for the Fourth of July? We’ll celebrate by filling our gobs with coleslaw and giving some snappy lip service about our founding fathers and servicemen, then nod in unison between swigs of beer. After […]

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