From JFK to Benedict XVI — How to Drink and Dress Like the Famous

| February 27, 2013

When we opened up our new online Glittersnipe store (featuring some of our favorite memes on t-shirts, totes, mugs, caps, and stickers), we were amazed how well — and how quickly — they’ve been catching on. Apparently a few of these items even have the ability to time travel, as well. 


Queen Elizabeth II

 “That’s right, haters — you know I’m rocking my Maya Angelou Glittersnipe tote bag real hard!
So fuck all y’all!”


Democratic Strategist James Carville

I sent those jackasses five articles and they haven’t published a damn one.
I hate your guts, Glittersnipe. No, I don’t


 Andy Warhol in Venice and Former Editor-in-Chief of Vogue Magazine Diana Vreeland

I’ve got it, Andy: Glittersnipe is the navy blue of Hoboken!

“I don’t understand what you’re saying, Diana.”

“Making sense is for poor people, Andy. “


Famed Primate Conservationist Jane Goodall

“People ask me all the time: ‘Jane, what’s your greatest accomplishment?’ I tell them, ‘Still being able to hold my head up after seven rejection letters from those dickwads at Glittersnipe.’
I don’t think this is a real monkey. *burp*


President John F. Kennedy

“Well, like I said, I don’t drink coffee out of this  mug because it is easy but because it is hard — then we’re going to go to the moon and do those other things. I don’t know what those  ‘other things’ are —  I have no idea — just ‘other things.'”


Pope Benedict XVI

Of course I read Glittersnipe’s article about pedophilia in the Church! That girl’s an idiot; there are no child molesters in the priesthood — even a baby knows that! I tried to trade this stupid  Glittersnipe hat for these fancy  red slippers but the cardinals were all, ‘Girl, we told you no, and we mean no!’ Whatevs.” 


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