When we opened up our new online Glittersnipe store (featuring some of our favorite memes on t-shirts, totes, mugs, caps, and stickers), we were amazed how well — and how quickly — they’ve been catching on. Apparently a few of these items even have the ability to time travel, as well.
“That’s right, haters — you know I’m rocking my Maya Angelou Glittersnipe tote bag real hard!
So fuck all y’all!”
Democratic Strategist James Carville
“I sent those jackasses five articles and they haven’t published a damn one.
I hate your guts, Glittersnipe. No, I don’t.”
Andy Warhol in Venice and Former Editor-in-Chief of Vogue Magazine Diana Vreeland
“I’ve got it, Andy: Glittersnipe is the navy blue of Hoboken!“
“I don’t understand what you’re saying, Diana.”
“Making sense is for poor people, Andy. “
Famed Primate Conservationist Jane Goodall
“People ask me all the time: ‘Jane, what’s your greatest accomplishment?’ I tell them, ‘Still being able to hold my head up after seven rejection letters from those dickwads at Glittersnipe.’
I don’t think this is a real monkey. *burp* “
“Well, like I said, I don’t drink coffee out of this mug because it is easy but because it is hard — then we’re going to go to the moon and do those other things. I don’t know what those ‘other things’ are — I have no idea — just ‘other things.'”
“Of course I read Glittersnipe’s article about pedophilia in the Church! That girl’s an idiot; there are no child molesters in the priesthood — even a baby knows that! I tried to trade this stupid Glittersnipe hat for these fancy red slippers but the cardinals were all, ‘Girl, we told you no, and we mean no!’ Whatevs.”