The Week in Smirk — 08.05.12

| July 5, 2012

Olympic athletes brought family-oriented porn to homes throughout the world this week. The men sweated and flexed in gymnastics competitions  like a pages ripped from Honcho magazines — meanwhile lesbians and straight men waited until everyone was asleep so they could enjoy the ladies’ volleyball teams prance and grunt in slow-mo.   Something about Ben Bernake happened.  ♣  People matched their I.Q.s  with the cost of their chicken sandwiches this week while lining up at Chick-fil-A‘s around the country. The sounds of their jaw-poppings and mmm-ings effectively muffled out the facts that the Atlanta-based fast food chain  gives money to hate groups who support executing homosexuals and want gays deported from the United States (read about that here) This week Facebook admitted that 83 million of its users are actually do not exist. This admission stands to damage the reputation of the already-embattled social network as its stock continues to crumble.   First lady Michelle Obama, in an extravagant and controversial move, surprised the president for his 51st birthday by having Marilyn Monroe exhumed (on the fiftieth anniversary on her death) and reanimated with the wizardly of Julie Taymor’s puppetry.





(The Previous Waks-a-Tooneries Were Provided by Joe Waks for Glittersnipe!)



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